Christmas Back Again

The nights are getting longer now A chill is in the air What used to be a time of cheer To spend with friends and share Offends the woke-y doke-ys If you put up lights and sing Oh, what I'd give to have Christmas back again When we were young The three of us would see Could we hear Santa coming down our chimney? The lights would get so hot The bulbs would always blow This 80s Christmas time The tree's a bonfire show But now the years have passed The bulbs all LED Those pretty Christmas lights All 'round a plastic tree Decorations fill the stores Just after Halloween Easter eggs by New Year's Eve A nightmare from a dream So let the bells ring Hear those hearts sing Just bring me back Old Christmas again You don't have to go broke All those gifts are just a joke Show love to your friends Oh, it's Christmas time again The house fills with smiles As family starts to arrive The smell of that turkey Widens your eyes Uncle Reg three whiskeys deep And Grandpa starts to sing We gather 'round the piano It's Christmas time again You told Nan that I love chess I don't know what you're thinking Well, that one you saved is knotty soap So let's just call it even We laugh out loud, confusion spreads It's gifts from Auntie Lily Some undies for a five-year-old But you've turned twenty-three Jump forward to these PC times Where fun and laughter faded The one guy in a Christmas jumper Screaming at his neighbor That Christmas spirit, bring it back Mariah said it better Just you under the mistletoe And now some awful sweater So let the bells ring Hear those hearts sing Just bring me back Old Christmas again You don't have to go broke All those gifts are just a joke Show love to your friends Yeah, it's Christmas time again Open your heart to all mankind 'Cause that's the real meaning Take time off work and spread the love Carols sing with soul and feeling Don't let those Grinches hold you back Get dancing on the tables This year let's bring Christmas back For the one born in a stable So let the bells ring Hear those hearts sing Just bring me back Old Christmas again You don't have to go broke All those gifts are just a joke Show love to your friends It's Christmas time again So this year I'm gonna bring it back Don't you try and stop me The lights are up, the tree is too Cards gone to friends and family Marching up that church to ring those bells They'll sound out through the city If you're lonely, take my hand Come have some good times with me The only gift this big world needs Was what we've all been longing The birthday boy taught us well Just love and not belongings So Santa give me just one thing No elves will have to make it Just bring the good old Christmas back So we don't have to fake it So let the bells ring Hear those hearts sing, yeah Just bring me back Old Christmas again, oh yeah All those gifts are just a joke Show love to your friends It's Christmas time again